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...written by Michael Ambrosio and illustrated by Bob Langan, are delightful stories for preschool to early readers.  Language used is simple, understandable, and engages both parent and child.  Ambrosio’s prose personifies the personal touch of years of making up bedtime stories for his own children.  Langan, a fifteen-year veteran of illustration and animation, has chosen a colorful comicbook style, similar to illustrations by Jack Kent and Stan and Jan Berenstain, that will attract young eyes.  Highly recommended for picture book collections.
                - Kim Harris, Librarian, Churchville, New York, Christian Library Journal, July 2003

*****

This is an enchanting and beautifully illustrated little book for young readers or for parents, grandparents and great-grandparents to read to their little ones.
Nutsy, a nut-loving little squirrel, learns a lesson about minding parents and the sometimes scary consequences when you don't. He also learns the value of a heartfelt prayer and the miracle of being granted a second chance.
                 - Francie Hill, Ringling Eagle (OK), November 2002

*****

"I Don't Want to be Lunch" is a delightful tale about a young squirrel named Nutsy that momentarily forgets his mother's orders to stay in their tree. Instead, Nustsy jumps to the ground to get the biggest and most beautiful nut he has ever seen. Nutsy does not mean to disobey but the nut is too tempting. Learn what Nutsy gets into and how he gets out of trouble in this wonderful and colorful adventure. Recommended for all children.
               - Dr. Kathleen Kain, Scientist and Educator, August 2002

*****

The summer of 2002 has been a wonderful year for reading. I've found numberous intereseting books without searching hard. In fact, my quiet time has been pleasantly occupied by literature sent to this newspaper for review. The following book continued the fun.

A dad who spent years taking bedtime story requests became an author of children's books when LionX Publishing Inc. produced Michael Ambrosio's "I Don't Want to Be Lunch!"

"I Don't Want to Be Lunch!" is about Nutsy, a squirrel with more than a hunger for nuts. He is NUTS about nuts. Because of his nut-obsession, Nutsy will face a dangerous temptation today. He must make a choice between obeying his mother of going after the most awesome nut he has ever seen - the "nut of all nuts."

When he disobeys his mom, Nutsy finds himself in peril of being the lunch of a huge, hungry bear. There is only one good thing about this bad experience. Nutsy discovers the power of prayer. He has been taught that God is merciful even to disobedient children. Today, he will see how big God truly is.

Kids will thoroughly enjoy how God rescues Nutsy from his "near-lunch" experience. Much of the credit for the joy of reading "I Dont' Want to Be Lunch!" goes to the illustrations by Bob Langan. His paintings indelibly imprint the essence of each moment of the adventure.

Parents who believe that God helps His disobedient children - all children - when they pray will find Ambrosio's story a perfect way to reinforce that message to their children.

              - John Scott Cooper, Waycross Journal-Herald, (Georgia), July 2002

*****

Rating: 4 stars
Comment: Recommended

This book is a story about a little squirrel named Nutsy. He loves nuts so much that he doesn’t listen to his mother about staying at their tree-home, as there is a large bear around. As he is flying from one branch to another, he sees the biggest nut he has ever seen in his whole life on the ground.

As you can guess, he is tempted and lands on the ground only to face a large growling bear ready to have him as lunch. But Nutsy is a good boy after all. He prays and God sends him a squirrel even larger than the bear to protect him from being preyed.

Thumbs up for the spiritual touch to this educational illustrated hardcover. Teaching children to believe in God and miracles using a humorous story and witty (and naughty!) character is exemplary. This book has the rare children’s spirituality touch.

                           - Jennie S. Bev, BookReviewClub.com, June 2002

Reviewed by Jennie S. Bev, a writer and instructional designer based in San Francisco Bay Area. She is the author of Guide to Become a Management Consultant published by FabJob.com (named #1 place to get published online according to Writer's Digest, January 2002). She can also be found online at WritingGigs.com. She is the Managing Editor of BookReviewClub.com.

*****

The main character in this charming book is Nutsy the squirrel. Nutsy loves nuts! One morning Nutsy's mother warns him not to leave the tree because a large bear has been seen nearby and it is not safe to venture out into the woods. As most youngsters do Nutsy did not listen to his mother and yielded to temptation when he saw the biggest nut he had ever seen. It was so tempting it seemed to glow as it beckoned to him. Unable to resist Nutsy is drawn to it.

Just as he reaches the nut he hears a thundering ROAR and GROWL! It is the bear and Nutsy realizes he will not be having lunch. He will be lunch! Falling to his knees Nutsy begins to pray. Suddenly a fifteen-foot squirrel appears to save Nutsy from the vicious bear.

Numerous lessons can be taught using this book as a guide. Always listen to your mother, try to resist temptation, and know that you are never alone. This beautifully illustrated book is available at your local bookstore or on Amaazon.com or BarnesandNoble.com.

                           - Shirley LaBusier, The Nashville News, (Illinois), May 22, 2002

*****

Nutsy's Mom explains to him that he must stay in the trees today because a large bear has been seen in the neighborhood, and bears do eat squirrels. Nutsy, being a good little squirrel, does try to mind and stay in the trees. He runs along branches and flies through the air from branch to branch, until suddenly, he spots the nut of all nuts. He just couldn't resist, and suddenly, there he was, on the forest floor, hugging the delicious, awesome acorn. The hungry bear discovers him there and considers Nutsy for lunch.

Michael Ambrosio mixes humor with adventure in this unique tale with a "mind your Mom" moral and a bit of a religious theme when he prays for rescue. Bob Langan's clever illustrations add a marvelous visual banquet to the lunch table. A truly delightful book for read-aloud fun; one that kids will love to go back to again and again.

                         - Beverly J. Rowe, MyShelf.Com, May 2002

*****

I Don't Want to Be Lunch! is a most delightful children's book about "Nutsy," a flying squirrel. It is beautifully illustrated! I loved it!  "Nutsy" had "one" weakness - nuts!  He had made a promise to his mother, a promise he failed to keep. Too late, he realizes mother knows best. Even though he spots the biggest, ripest nut he has ever seen, he realizes the danger he finds himself in. He doesn't want to become lunch. So, "Nutsy" prays to God as best as a scared little squirrel could.

Read this charming book to find out how "Nutsy" was rescued. This book teaches your child - without being preachy. It explains in words your children can understand. It has become one of my 4 year-old granddaughter's favorites - also one of mine.

                       - Linda Hanning, The Lebanon (MO.) Daily Record, April 21, 2002

*****

We are human and we make mistakes. No question about it, we are not perfect. But what do you do once you make a mistake and find yourself in a compromising position? No one likes to be in tight situations, but once you are, where can you turn? One person for certain you can turn to is God. And in the children's picture book "I Don't Want to Be Lunch" by Michael Ambrosio, a little squirrel named Nutsy learns that valuable lesson.

Nutsy, who is sweetly drawn by illustrator Bob Langan, makes a poor decision to disobey his mother and go after a huge acorn. He knows he isn't supposed to leave the tree, but temptation gives in. Then, he finds himself in a position he doesn't know how to get out of - a huge bear is towering over him, ready to eat him and his acorn. So Nutsy does the only thing he knows how - cries out for help. One person hears him - God. And Nutsy's life is changed forever.

The lesson of the book is to show children that no matter what your mistake, it's never too late to cry out for help; plus, listen to your parents. And when reading this book to your children, explain that God knows when we need him and when we are in trouble. God even knows every hair on our head.

Parents will find this book a good tool for children to remember to obey parents at all times, but when you do make a mistake, ask God for help.

                             - Kara Bussabarger, Editor, New Albany Tribune, April 10, 2002

*****

Wonderfully illustrated, with a captivating story, I Don't Want to Be Lunch! combines humor, adventure and a very comforting ending. You just have to fall in love with Nutsy. He is adorable and brings out the best about the innocence of childhood. Every child will love watching Nutsy escape from his "near-lunch" experience.

                         - La Voz Newspaper, April 4, 2002

*****

I Don'tWant to Be Lunch! is a new book for young people - it has a lesson for adults as well - telling the story of a neat little squirrel by the name of Nutsy. Like all youngsters, he has a tendency to get into trouble and not listen to his mother.

The book, written by Michael Ambrosio, and illustrated by Bob Langan, is a picture book for ages 3-9 with 36 pages in hardcover costing $16.95, published by LionX Publishing, ISBN 0-9716085-0-4.

The story is that Nusy falls prey to temptation. It's a fun book that all of us can identify with and is recommended reading.

                        - Mac McKinnon, Publisher, The Fort Morgan Times, April 4, 2002

*****

Nutsy is a playful, carefree squirrel. One day, before going out to play, his mother warns him of a bear in the woods and tells him not to leave the tree. Nutsy obeys his mother and has a great time surfing on his tail, traveling from limb to limb, but when he spots one of the biggest acorns he has ever seen, he has to make a huge decision. Should he listen to his mother and not leave the tree, or should he leave the tree, only for a few seconds, to gather the nut? I won't spoil the ending by telling you what Nutsy decided, but I will tell you that you'll be satisfied by the time you get to the end of this riveting book.

What do you think Nutsy should do? Find out what he chooses by reading Michael Ambrosio's delightful book I DON'T WANT TO BE LUNCH!

I DON'T WANT TO BE LUNCH is a story that helps children realize that they aren't the only ones that have problems to solve. Michael Ambrosio has written a charming story that will encourage children to make the right decision when they are faced with such a problem. As a reviewer, author and mother to three children, I found the encouraging lessons taught in I DON'T WANT TO BE LUNCH are an important and valuable trait to install in children today. I enjoyed reading the adventure of Nutsy the squirrel to my children, and by their wide eyes and smiling faces, I assume they enjoyed it, as well.

Michael Ambrosio has written the "I Don't…" series of children's picture books after having several near-lunch experiences himself. Using playful creatures, his message is clear, and the tale is enhanced by the comical illustrations by Bob Langan. Michael lives with his wife and five children in Folsom, California.

                  -Jennifer LB Leese @ ASTORYWEAVERs Book Reviews, April 2002

*****

Charmingly written by Michael Ambrosio and vividly illustrated by Bob Langan, "I Don't Want To Be Lunch!" is a vividly presented children's picturebook, marked by boldly colorful illustrations and simple yet engaging prose. When a young squirrel who is nuts over tasty nuts disobeys his mother and ventures from the safety of the tree, a big bear threatens to eat him for lunch! God himself comes to the rescue in the form of a 15-foot squirrel in this enthusiastic and remarkable story. "I Don't Want To Be Lunch!" is a welcome addition to any family, school or community library picturebook collection for young readers.
                     -
Midwest Book Review, April 2002

 

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Endorsements

"Thank you for I Don't Want to Be Lunch! ... my grandchildren will love it."
                     - Newt Gingrich, Former Speaker of the House

"I love the book.  It's graphics are great and the story is excellent."
- Steve Phillips, father of two. San Diego, California

"I got the book today and it's awesome......annointed!!!!  My kids LOVE it.....I read it three times to  them already!!"
                    -
Richard Barbis, father of five. Eugene, Oregon

 "We were very happy when we received the book. The one that was the most happy was my
granddaughter,
for I had promised her that Santa Claus was going to send her one autographed book
and WOW!!!!! she got it!!!!"
                   -
Maurice Marchesini, grandparent. Woodland Hills, California

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News Releases
 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Ken San Vicente
LionX Publishing Inc.
(916)984-0102

Children in Trouble Ask for Divine Help

        How many times, when you were growing up, did you find yourself in a bad situation with no one around to help?  Wouldn’t you have loved a miraculous rescue? Whether it’s a life-threatening accident, a traumatic emotional problem at home, or a threat from the school bully, most children find themselves in these situations sooner or later.

        In his new children’s book, I Don’t Want to Be Lunch!, Michael Ambrosio deals with this issue in an entertaining, humorous, and powerful way, through the eyes of a little squirrel named Nutsy.

        Nutsy loves nuts. Tempted by the biggest, most delicious acorn he has ever seen, Nutsy disregards his mother’s warnings and leaves the tree to obtain the object of his desire. Ever so quickly he becomes the lunch target of a big hungry bear. Helpless and afraid, Nutsy cries out for assistance. Suddenly he is rescued through a dramatic and spectacular divine intervention.

        Comforting and encouraging, this book leaves children with a strong sense of hope as they learn the power of a simple call for help.

Michael Ambrosio has experienced a few of his own “near-lunch” adventures, including two dramatic surfing episodes. Having grown up in a family that went to church, he knew enough to call out one simple phrase: “God help!” That was enough. Now many years later, Michael has written the “I Don’t …” series of children’s picture books. His books combine humor and adventure with a poignant story line, featuring adorable characters that children will love. Michael lives with his wife and five children in Folsom, California.

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Title: I Don't Want to Be Lunch!
Author: Michael Ambrosio
Illustrator: Bob Langan
Children's Picture Book, (ages 3-9)
11x8½, 36 pages, hardcover
Publication date: April 15th, 2002
ISBN 0-9716085-0-4
Retail Price: $16.95
Trade Distributor: Biblio Distribution
(a division of National Book Network)
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Suggested Media Questions for Michael Ambrosio, author of
I Don’t Want to Be Lunch!

  • Please describe your book I Don’t Want to Be Lunch!
  • What inspired you to write this book?
  • In what ways do you think children can relate to Nutsy? Can you relate to Nutsy and his predicament?
  • What “near-lunch” adventures have you experienced? Can you describe one?
  • Certainly, I Don’t Want to Be Lunch! is a story about the ways divine interventions can impact our lives. Is this theme based directly on the experiences that you have had in your own life?
  • Do you believe divine interventions are common? Can you give us some examples of how divine interventions have touched other people you’ve spoken with?
  • How are the themes in I Don’t Want to Be Lunch! appropriate for children of many religious faiths?
  • What do you hope kids will come away with after reading your book?
  • What are some different ways kids can call upon God for help?
  • How can we, as adults/parents, play a protective or spiritual role in our children’s lives?
  • Do you have plans for future children’s books? Do you think the themes in I Don’t Want to Be Lunch! will run through those books as well?

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